can you imagine being the mother of a yu-gi-oh character
you spend the nine months of your pregnancy so excited for your child, and then he’s born with hair like this
and you’re like, “shit, look at that hair. he’s obviously going to be a protagonist. what’s going to happen to him 15 years from now?”
“I don’t want to be a tragic backstory”
Omfg I was sitting in a room with a bunch of my aunts, uncles and cousins and my grandma had this weird smile on her face so I asked her what was up and she just looked at me and said “everyone in this house is alive thanks to my vagina”
How do I carry on living in this world knowing that John Barrowman refers to Misha Collins as “my Mishaman.”
people at my school always ask for my tumblr url, and I always say no, but I decided to make it more interesting….
^You, my friend, are a genius. Plus, that song makes it even better.
I JUST SPIT MY DRINK EVERYWHERE OMG THE AUTOPLAY HAHAHA
THIS IS THE BEST POST IN THE WHOLE WORLD OF TUMBLR
i’m going to survey and see if it’s true that a guys lips are the same color as the head of their penis
I don’t think you all realize how much I love you
all of you <3 you give me happy feels.